Clocked out permanently. Financial freedom through unemployment.
Unemployment Coin ($LinkedOut) is the official currency of laid-off traders, anti-9-to-5 culture, crypto gamblers, doomscrollers, and people surviving on hope and leverage. Reject the W-2. Embrace the volatility.
To Whom It May Concern,
This letter certifies that the holder of $LinkedOut has voluntarily and irrevocably exited the labor force. The undersigned hereby declines all future opportunities involving alarm clocks, fluorescent lighting, performance reviews, and Slack notifications received after 6:00 PM.
Benefits are payable weekly upon submission of Form W-AGMI and continued public identification as "unemployed."
— Sec. of the Treasury, Dept. of Coping
Open to opportunities I will immediately reject. Passionate about lying flat. DMs closed, dreams open.
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Holder of $LinkedOut · Permanent member of the labor force exit class
After careful review of your candidacy by our team of three interns and one bot, we regret to inform you that you are aggressively overqualified, insufficiently humble, and clearly emotionally attached to financial stability.
We were also concerned by your repeated use of the word "synergy." That role has been filled by someone willing to do it for equity.
We wish you the best in your future failures.
— Karen H., Director of Polite Cruelty
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Payments disbursed every Friday at 4:20 PM ET. Failure to claim within 90 days forfeits benefits to the Treasury of Cope.
Memes, fake resumes, rejection letters, unemployment certificates, screenshots of red P&L. All formats accepted. Top weekly submission receives 0.5 SOL + a printed copy mailed to your last known address.